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3am and I finally fixed the API rate limit bug

Raw, uncut footage of a man discovering it was a trailing comma the whole time.

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My most unhinged Excel macro yet

It formats a spreadsheet, sends a Slack message, and questions your life choices.

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Hot take: telematics dashboards are basically fantasy football

A 6-minute rant that somehow makes complete sense by the end.

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Behind the scenes: starting a new CSM role

Unfiltered thoughts on week one, onboarding docs, and pretending to know everyone's name.

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Explaining what "digitalisation" actually means, again

For the eleventh family member who still thinks I fix printers.

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The side project I definitely won't finish

A live look at yet another repo with one commit and big ambitions.

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